Wind — north-easterly winds dominate this week, force 3, humidity 62%.

Scent information rating: excellent — force 3 is the optimal range for scent transmission: too little wind and the information does not travel; too much and it is blown apart. This week falls exactly within the range.

Guidance for use — dog readers are advised to extend sniffing time from the usual 12 minutes to 18 minutes. This is not playing; it is reading. This week's 「newspaper」 has more content than usual.

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