outside the weather station window (rab)
Human forecast — tomorrow cloudy, temperature 18℃ to 22℃, south-easterly wind force 2, air quality good. Suitable for going out.
Animal perception — Cat: suitable for occupying the radiator; if the radiator is not on, suitable for occupying the router. Dog: suitable for extending sniffing time; air temperature has no effect on the sense of smell, the pavement is not hot, and you can walk further.
This newspaper's advice — the two forecasts do not conflict. Humans dress for 22℃; animals act on their own schedules. The only thing that needs negotiating is the window: humans hold that at 22℃ the window should be open, cats hold that at 22℃ it should be shut.
Corrections & note
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