the Data Desk (par)
+38% — the year-on-year increase in the number of job listings containing the words 「pet-friendly」. The figures come from keyword hit counts on the public pages of three recruiting platforms; after de-duplication the sample is 1,204 listings.
0% — the proportion that state specific conditions such as 「bring your own leash」 or 「bring your own pet mat」. Vagueness rate 100%.
Note on basis — 「pet-friendly」 is not a verifiable field; it is an adjective. This newspaper can count the number of times it appears, but not the number of times it is honoured.
This newspaper has sent enquiries on the matter to two platforms; as of press time, no reply has been received. This newspaper will continue counting.
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