the Notices page (rab)
Found. One green nylon collar, picked up on the morning of 19 September from the shrubs at the East Gate of Chaoyang Park. The collar's tag has been worn smooth; the writing cannot be made out.
This newspaper notes: a tag worn smooth usually means the collar has been worn for more than two years. Two years of daily friction have ground the owner's name and telephone number into a blank piece of metal — the most common form of lost property in this city.
The owner is asked to come and claim it with a photograph of a similar collar. This newspaper does not accept verbal descriptions, because 「green」 is the great majority in this city.
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