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Statement. On the boundaries of the use of the title 「Director」 for the individual in this newspaper's Case File A-039, issued at the request of the individual's human neighbours, as follows:
1. The appellation 「Director」 may continue to be used. The individual's historical reaction to the appellation is 「eyes open」, and eyes open is taken as no objection.
2. The individual holds no post, bears no managerial responsibility and handles no disputes. When a resident previously raised the matter of items stored in the corridor with him, the individual declined to take up the case.
3. Please do not increase feeding volumes on account of the title 「Director」. The post is fictitious; the body weight is real.
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