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—— — The desk, at the Corrections & Service page

Corrections & note

This is fictional commentary from an animal's point of view. Facts are marked 「according to our observations」 or verified by the Parrot. For professional matters, consult a human professional.

Spotted an error? Write to hello@pawtimes.press with 「correction」 in the subject line. The Turtle will note it down.