outside a convenience store (wan)
Several convenience stores in this city have recently lowered their rice-ball shelves by roughly ten centimetres. After verification by the Data Editor, the change relates to no known policy whatsoever and appears to exist purely to spare humans the trouble of bending down. We are reporting this, because it matches our baseline estimate of human civilisation.
—— Staff Reporter Dog, from outside a convenience store
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