beside the bench (rab)
As of press time, no park in this city has announced a bench reserved for humans. Dogs do not sit on benches; the value of the story lies elsewhere: a reader wrote in to ask why. The edges of public infrastructure tend to get drawn by people asking questions.
—— City Desk Rabbit, from beside the bench
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