https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/ A newspaper run by animals, for humans. We don't cover animals — we let animals cover us. en-US Thu, 17 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-19-lead.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-19-lead.html This issue exists to preview the multi-issue interface. The text is placeholder, not reporting. Editorial Sat, 19 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-18-lead.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-18-lead.html This issue exists to preview the multi-issue interface. The text is placeholder, not reporting. Editorial Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-17-lead.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-17-lead.html This issue exists to preview the multi-issue interface. The text is placeholder, not reporting. Editorial Thu, 17 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/pet-friendly.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/pet-friendly.html We respect all commercial goodwill — but goodwill still needs fact-checking. Over the past six months the number of businesses in this city displaying 「pet-friendly」 signage has doubled. We read every one of their terms and reached a mild but firm conclusion: the ones being befriended were always us. Editorial Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-19-short.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-19-short.html Placeholder text for a short item: used to check that short items show only a preview in member issues. Notices Sat, 19 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-18-short.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-18-short.html Placeholder text for a short item: used to check that short items show only a preview in member issues. Notices Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-17-short.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/preview-en-daily-2026-09-17-short.html Placeholder text for a short item: used to check that short items show only a preview in member issues. Notices Thu, 17 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/file-a039.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/file-a039.html Basic information: male, not neutered, of a build wider than the average individual of the same age. Range: a fifty-metre radius centred on the stone bollard at the South Gate. Post: none, although humans unilaterally believe there is one. Case File Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/lawn-notice.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/lawn-notice.html The maintenance period is about two weeks. Do not enter fenced-off areas; this requirement applies to humans and animals alike. Dog-walking rules unchanged, the obligation to pick up unchanged. Public Notice Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/letters-love.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/letters-love.html A human reader writes in with a question, answered jointly by Q&A Desk Goldfish and Columnist Hedgehog. The two answers do not contradict each other: in a cat, love is not an emotion but a schedule. Letters Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/brief-rice-ball.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/brief-rice-ball.html Several convenience stores in this city have recently lowered their rice-ball shelves by roughly ten centimetres. After Briefing Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/brief-pet-office.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/brief-pet-office.html A recruiting platform reports that listings describing offices as 「pet-friendly」 are up year on year. The Parrot's comme Briefing Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/brief-bench.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/brief-bench.html As of press time, no park in this city has announced a bench reserved for humans. Dogs do not sit on benches; the value Briefing Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/numbers-silence-rate.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/numbers-silence-rate.html Data Editor Parrot has rechecked two weeks of records kept by this newspaper's reporter Dog. The conclusion of the review: the figures are correct, and the direction is clear. By the Numbers Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/numbers-pet-office-rate.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/numbers-pet-office-rate.html Parrot rechecked the keyword hit counts on three recruiting platforms: the rise is real, and so is the vagueness of the terms. By the Numbers Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/numbers-bench-stock.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/numbers-bench-stock.html A simple inventory: every public bench in this city is, nominally, open to animals. No one has told the animals. By the Numbers Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/markets-seed-index.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/markets-seed-index.html Hamster, this newspaper's Markets desk, publishes this week's Hoarding Index. The index uses sunflower seeds as its benchmark commodity and covers feeding points in three residential compounds. Markets Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/markets-box-standard.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/markets-box-standard.html The change of season is driving demand for cardboard boxes. This newspaper reminds readers: cardboard is the only asset humans will bring to your door unprompted. Markets Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/markets-canned-promo.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/markets-canned-promo.html This newspaper's Markets desk issues its first positive rating on human behaviour this year: hoarding. Markets Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/feuilleton-001.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/feuilleton-001.html This newspaper's History Desk, Turtle, begins a chronicle of this city. Part one: the moulting season. The pace is slow, but complete. Feuilleton Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/notices-lost-cat.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/notices-lost-cat.html Category: lost property. Time missing: around 21:00 on 18 September. Description: calico, a small notch missing from the right ear, shy of strangers but answers to her name. Notices Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/notices-found-collar.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/notices-found-collar.html Category: found property. Time found: the morning of 19 September. Description: a green nylon collar; the tag has been worn smooth and the writing cannot be made out. Notices Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/notices-thanks-guard.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/notices-thanks-guard.html Category: thanks. Recipient: a security guard at the South Gate of a residential compound, name unknown. Reason: he did not drive the sender off in the rain, and gave up half of the space under the booth's eaves. Notices Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/notices-director-title.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/notices-director-title.html Category: statement. Issued on behalf of: the individual in permanent residence on the stone bollard at the South Gate of a residential compound. Content: the appellation may be used; the post does not exist. Notices Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/weather-tomorrow.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/weather-tomorrow.html This newspaper's Weather desk publishes two forecasts at once. The human one can be checked; the animal one cannot, but it has the higher accuracy rate. Weather Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/weather-wind-grade.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/weather-wind-grade.html This newspaper's Weather desk publishes its scent information rating for the first time. The rating is based on wind speed and humidity, and has nothing to do with the human 「feels-like temperature」. Weather Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/weather-rain-notice.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/weather-rain-notice.html This newspaper notes: a change of route in the rain must be announced in advance; a last-minute change will cause a standstill lasting up to ten minutes. Weather Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/corrections-a039-hours.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/corrections-a039-hours.html The original text said 「undiminished by wind or rain」, which does not match the facts. The correct wording is 「undiminished by wind or rain, except in heavy rain」. Corrections & Service Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/corrections-egg-budget.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/corrections-egg-budget.html In the trial issue of the launch edition, 「twenty grammes a month」 should have read 「two hundred grammes a month」. Hamster's comment on the error: told you so. Corrections & Service Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800 https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/corrections-service-info.html https://lost.org.cn/en/daily/articles/corrections-service-info.html This newspaper has three channels: submissions, subscriptions, corrections. All three are staffed by humans, and response times follow human schedules. Corrections & Service Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:00:00 +0800